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Blonde jokes

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Reads 398
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Parts 7
Time <5 mins

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Stupid jokes about blondes that can be funny and annoying or just pure wtf boring, most of these I have came up by my self being a blonde my self these jokes r pure funny and stupid because stupid stuff and violence makes me laugh for some weird reason 

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