Bye bye, Bitchboy

This is mature only for strong language. There's gonna be a lot of violence halfway through.

@DandelionDictates has inspired me to write this. Or rather, his character Damien did, the ass-kissing, selfish, brainless sonuvabish.

As you might be able to tell, I do not like this Damien. Let's be honest, anyone who's read Dandy's "Like Normal People Do" series (which, by the way, I recommend soooo much, don't read this without reading the whole book + the sequel or you won't have any context) doesn't like Damien. He's an asshole. Willing to replace a dead cat for clout. Arranging contracted relationships without the willing agreement of the affected people, one of which already has a partner. Umbridge without the pink.

Sadly, he's as powerful as he's a slimeball. He's got connections, so there's no way for the people affected to worm out of the relationship, at least so far. If any of them try to contact or notify anyone else about the true nature of the relationship, they'll face serious consequences. He's not worried at all, he's sure he has complete control of the situation, and that nobody could possibly ruin his plot. After all, only people who've been to see all the conversations he'd been having with the victims would be able to have any control over the situation, and he had all of them under his thumb.

Right?