The Archive of Documented Growth Phenomenon

Data entry Alpha 0- pre-page explanatory log. Greetings. To most of you, you know me as "The Message Man." To those of you who know me by another, more personal name, kindly leave this page and never tell anyone you found it. Now that you have all followed any instruction potentially aimed at you- I welcome you. This "story" will serve as a collection of all hence-known occasions of various growth-related phenomenon throughout the expansive, no pun intended, multi-verse. I will be adding any knowledge of my own to this all-encompassing documentation, however, I'm simply not currently aware of all accounts of these particular sensations, and therefore, cannot properly complete said documentation. Though, I suppose that, as the multi-verse is never ending, one may argue that it's a fruitless task to attempt to collect every occurrence of miraculous growth- but those people would be wrong. My goal would be a fruitless and impossible task to accomplish on my own, but that's where all of you come in. I need those of you who hold the key to unique sections of knowledge to recount your tales to me, so that I may document them here. And for those of you who have stumbled upon this book, with no new miracles of your own to add- enjoy.