What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction
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Ongoing, First published Sep 15, 2014
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Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. 

Percy: *facedesks*

Annabeth: *groans*

Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire*

O.O

Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO...

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Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! 

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UCLS: Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson ff) by the_maraud3ers_girl
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Opposites Attract -Percy Jackson AU Fanfiction/Love Story- by HP_and_PJ_nerd19568
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Opposites Attract -Percy Jackson AU love story/fanfiction- There's another book but it's a different ship you don't have to read it. Percy Theseus Jackson: seventeen, punk, cool, popular, the kid everyone knows as 'Percy, the really hot really cool kid'. Nico Sanquez Di Angelo: sixteen, nerdy, awkward, has a nasty temper, the kid that people call 'the one with skull glasses' because no one bothers to learn his name. Percy is failing his classes, so the teachers decided to give Percy a tutor; Nico, the smartest kid in the school. How could these two idiots ever get along? Let alone fall in love? Fanfiction, my dearest. Because you know what they say in the land of science! Opposites attract. *over load of sass* *silly* *not in anyway a serious story* *meant to make you laugh* *so fucking out of character (OOC) for the most part. you will only see little flashes* *You could call this crack* *Okay it's probably completely crack* *I'm not completely sure what I was on when I wrote it* *I wasn't trying hard I was just enjoying myself cause I don't usually write shit like this* *I'm sorry mother* I'm currently rewriting this, kinda. Just fixing up the chapters. So don't mind the quality change. Cover made by a close friend, Percy_BlackAdder, So thanks a ton Percy!) Edited by Percy_BlackAdder and Lillith_Bonzoro_339) Word count-15,305 ALL RIGHTS TO RICK RIORDAN
Ti Amo (PercyxReader) A Percy Jackson Fanfiction by ZoeHerondale17
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By Inferno's Light [ Percy Jackson OC ] by Silmarilz1701
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UCLS: Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson ff)

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"Oh, you got that James Dean daydream look in your eye And I got that red lip classic thing that you like And when we go crashing down (now we go), we come back every time 'Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of style " ________________ yay a new love story! and no this is not between a child of Apollo and Percy like every fanfic i've read. like I think we need a good plot for this man. imagine, like stay with me, a plot where these two fall in love. hidden trauma. "ocean blue eyes, looking in mine-" solid NO DARK ROMANCE pure Percy :) like no alpha male shit cause I can't deal with that bs bro. and also the fact that, I can't deal with possessiveness, like what???? and yeah, i'm sorry but I cannot imagine Percy smut so like, none of....that. where Athena meets Poseidon, through two kids. like imagine percy doesnt go full on brooding hero after MOA where the perfect Athena children idea gets abolished by this girl being born, but shes also a child of athena soooo like...yeah I basically wrote a character based off of me. like I don't even mind man, I think i'm a pretty good book character. neither Athena nor Poseidon stand a chance. and y'all excuse me english, first fan fic so likeeeeeeeeee. and no this is not a walker scobell ff, it's a Percy ff. sorry I ain't into that bs. "Thalia?" "yes whats up?" "so...I think i'm in love" "you think your in love? with who? my brother? Will Solace? i'm fine with anything as long as it's not the son of Poseidon, cause if it's Percy, you're dead" "..." "..." "..." "your screwed" "him! what's there not to love about him!" "but he's impertinent!" "I KNOW! and I love him!" go to warnings and plot LT: complete SOM: complete TC: writing BOL: not started LO: not started LT to Chalice of the gods yes I am dedicated. and yes the OC will be important in trials of Apollo as well all credits go to Rick Riordan except for a few characters.

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