when a discarded human sized Baby Alive prototype is left for dead in a dumpster, a high school principal, desperate for unpaid labor, decides she would make the perfect 10th grade English teacher. Her life is completely changed, but she is afflicted by her constant need to piss due to being an unfixable piss creature. Faced with the insecurities of being a rejected doll and the new school environment, Monica is just trying to get through her days so she can plug into the outlet in the football storage shed where she "sleeps".