Weird/Funny Stuff I Hear At School BOOK 1
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!! UPDATE: I've continued book 2!!
Just a collection of weird things I hear at school or that happens to me :)
Also it gets better as you go along, bear with it!!
Swear warning btw
May have some mature themes
But i dont wanna put the mature button on bc im lazy asf
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