(8:32 PM) UNKNOWN NUMBER: Neither do I, but I value my fucking job
(8:32 PM) UNKNOWN NUMBER: Anyway, who are you? Cos you're definitely in the same region cos I just mistyped one digit
(8:33 PM) Not-Taichi: wouldn't you like to know weather boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(8:33 PM) Weather Boy ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ: Oh my God, that was a vine reference wasn't it?
(8:33 PM) Not-Taichi: yes, yes it was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(8:34 PM) Weather Boy ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ: Alright that's it, I'm blocking you, whoever you are
(8:34 PM) Not-Taichi: OKAY OKAY DON'T
(8:34 PM) Not-Taichi: I'm Semi
In which Shirabu accidentally mistypes Kawanishi's number and manages to text his workplace gossip to a stranger who seems more than happy to listen to the full story and for some reason Shirbu follows his gut and keeps talking to the stranger whom he later learns is called Semi Eita - who is unbelievably attractive and Shirabu's thirsty.
Cover art credit: @/BRTRmilk_ (on Twitter)
Semi Eita really hates Shirabu Kenjirou, except he also kind of loves him. Basically a telling of Semi and Shirabu's relationship from when they first met from Semi's side.
Also just a sidenote, they don't get together in this one but there are two more fics part of this series where they do get together, so stay tuned if you're brave enough to read this trash :)