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Looking for some humour? Plus a dash of depressing? Look no further, for this is the poetry book for you.

WAIT! STOP! I know what you're thinking. "Poetry is boring and makes no sense! Anyone could make a poem by just linking a couple of words together." 

But before you scroll past, at least appreciate this mini work of mine:

Poems are boring 
They never make sense
But I can change your mind
If you give me a chance

Poets are broke
They can't earn a cent 
Yet this is my passion 
(I can hardly pay rent)

Poetry is pointless!
Stories are complete
Why not do both?
A poem only takes 

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