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Bobby Hubba had always disliked living in Mars - with its colossal, not nice looking cliffs, and temperature. It was a place where he felt most unstable. But at least his pet rat, Nezu, is always there for him to give emotional support.

Bobby's only wish was to get out of Mars and the misery of being an engineer. On his 30th birthday, his wish was finally granted, by the one and only Johnny.

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