BOOK OF FUN.
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This book is basically about funny things, be it memes, pictures, quotes, jokes, relatable things or even situations.
It is strictly for comedic purposes and not to insult anyone or thing.
It will include notes from me about things I also relate to in the book.
This book is just a distraction while I focus on editing and completing my other book "the Dragon mate saga" which I have currently unpublished.
Note: the works in this book do not belong to me, I found them on the internet and Opera hub.
There will be daily updates about different things.
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