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Sheogorath's Children

SeafiretheDragon

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Parts 17
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Reads 824
Votes 45
Parts 17
Time 1h 43m

SeafiretheDragon

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Ah, so I see you're in the market for shitposts as well? Dear friend, do I have a treat! Follow the adventures of two bizarre children as they laugh, cry, and completely level the Shivering Isles. Sheogorath perhaps shouldn't have adopted them...All Rights Reserved

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The revenge of a wolf pack

Jon Snow (Jaeharys Targaryen Stark) is killed by his sworn brother's and then revived by the old Gods but he is the white wolf. Sansa Stark is lost in the vale, trapped with an obsessive and mad-man but she is the red wolf. Arya Stark is trapped between losing her identity and return home but she is the she-wolf. Bran Stark is training to became the new three eye raven but he is the flying wolf. Rickon Stark is hidding in Skaggos but he is the wild wolf. Theon Greyjoy escape from Ramsay's Snow plots and decides to redeem himself by helping Bran and Rickon Stark escape and faking his deaths, he then fakes his own death. He decides to stay with Rickon and decided to protect him at all costs, because he may been born a kraken but he is a kraken wolf Robb Stark barely escaped the red wedding but is and always will be the young wolf (he will only be on the Great War chapters) The wolf pack is separated but they have one common objective and that is to avenge their family and make every family that betrayed them payed and they will bring Winter to all of them..... Cercei is the mad lioness Jaime is the broken lion Tyrion is the half lion Dany is the dragon queen Aegon Targaryen is real but good and is the dragon Rhaenys is alive and is the sand dragon Jaime Lannister save the Targaryen children before Aerys ordered the gates to be opened. Also he was fostered in Wintefell for four years. While this is more focus on the Starks I will write on the other characters as they are needed "I don't own A Song of Ice and Fire or a Game of Thrones it belongs to George R R Martin