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Sheogorath's Children

SeafiretheDragon

Reads 811
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Parts 17
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Reads 811
Votes 45
Parts 17
Time 1h 43m

SeafiretheDragon

crossover cusswords dumb elderscrolls family idiots jjba oblivion random sanguine school shenanigans sheogorath shitpost skyrim stupid ultimatecrossover

Ah, so I see you're in the market for shitposts as well? Dear friend, do I have a treat! Follow the adventures of two bizarre children as they laugh, cry, and completely level the Shivering Isles. Sheogorath perhaps shouldn't have adopted them...All Rights Reserved

crossover cusswords dumb elderscrolls family idiots jjba oblivion random sanguine school shenanigans sheogorath shitpost skyrim stupid ultimatecrossover

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Princess Charming // Aemond Targaryen // Daemon Targaryen by rissarosewrites

Snow Stark. Black hair, red lips and her bad ass crew of dwarves have arrived in kings landing and they are coming for the crown. 🍎 "Take this stupid fairytale and make it all mine Gonna change up the plot 'cause this slipper never fit. Won't be slaying dragons, I could tame them make them sit." 🐉 Most characters belong to GRRM and Disney HOTD x Snow white crossover... yes you read that correct and yes. I am a dork.

I'll Avenge You [Sky: Children of the light] by GlowTheFox

//WARNING!! THIS STORY CONTAINS VIOLENCE!! PLEASE MOVE ON IF YOU DISLIKE VIOLENCE!! THANK YOU!!// SPOILER ALERT: there are spoilers for Sky: children of the light in this story!! if you don't want to be spoiled just yet, download the game and then read this!! thank you!! this story is based off of the game: Sky: children of the light!! the game has awesome graphics and really good lore, as well as really cute characters and adorable emotes!! I suggest you check out the game!! [the krills might scare you though, haha!!] Skesis is going on a trip to find the elder spirits that could stop the harvesters, a group of corrupted avatars that were taking skykids to feed them to the insane Dark dragons when they grew old enough. These corrupt avatars could do much damage, could speak to the insane dragons that roamed the eye of Eden, and were growing stronger by the day. The elders had no idea. If the insane Dark Dragons managed to devour enough skykids, they would soon be able to have enough strength to force their way into other realms, and make them as barren as the sorry lands they came from. Taking down the harvesters was what his father, Orchari, was trying to achieve, since he was once a skykid that was trapped in the horrid lands of the lands in which he was held captive in. But first, he wanted to get stronger. This was a quest he had worked long to achieve, but the realm of death and power, known as the Eye of Eden, ultimately ended his life before he could. It was up to Skesis to finish his late father's job. He was going to find the elders. He was going to save them all. But the harvesters were closer to him than he realized. He was closer to unlocking secrets that would throw his organized world into chaos. He was closer to everything. Now he must rethink the choices he was going to be forced to make. What would he choose: love or lives?

Le Gasp The Club by _Baby_Bitch__

If you say le gasp you are welcome here. You will not be criticized or punished for your choice of language here. Le gasp is accepted among us members of society. If you say Le gasp as well, I welcome you with open arms to join us. You are home now my children. Let us embrace. {Basically me venting bout life and my chisme} (This is really for fun, if you want to have some too then please join the family!) [slow, unsteady updates] #9: random thoughts #38: tagging #34: community #2: legasp

You Are The One ((Female Jon Snow & Aegon Targaryen The Conqueror)) by ragnarockhardsock

What else is left for her? That's exactly what she's thinking now, just days later after that meeting in the old dragon pits. Well, other than the resounding question her brain is asking her. Which is: what the fuck are you doing?! ((Contains ancestral Targincest.)) [[[Slow to update.]]]

The Elder Scrolls(An Elder Scrolls & GOT Fanfiction Mashup Story) by StarBurstKingStudios

After his father's passing and him becoming Dragonborn and having seated on the Ruby Throne of Tamriel and now being given Thedas to him and his Empire, Lucien Mede Stark, son of Faramir Stark and Viviana Mede, goes to his father's old homeland called Westeros to return his father's body to his home known as Winterfell and meet his father's brother and his family, including King Robert of the House Baratheon, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. But after landing in Westeros, unexpected events begin and old enemies return to threaten both Tamriel, Westeros, and Thedas! Only the Dragonborn can stop it! (Some lines from Fantasy Movies & TV Shows; The Hobbit movies, LOTR movies & TV Show, Harry Potter movies, The Chronicles of Narnia movies, and so many others will be in some of the episodes)

There! That's the Ghost Who's Been Stealing My Shit! by LavenderAuthor

(THIS STORY IS FINISHED! IF A STORY IS MARKED AS COMPLETED, ITS COMPLETED. STOP ASKING FOR A CONTINUATION) Imagine Danny goes to college in Gotham. Given his halfa nature, he's fairly not worried about most parts of Gotham and given he needs less sleep now, he likes to wander campus and Gotham itself like he's a natural Gothathes...at night like the half dead-half living man he was. During these wanderings, he finds pieces of bat tech from fights. He figures it's safer in his care(and because he's really curious about the local vigilantes) so...he takes it. It's usually just tiny things that the bats- probably -wouldn't even notice gone and he has things to fiddle with now. Unfortunately(for the bats), he finds Red Hood's destroyed helmet and takes it back to his dorm to fix, figuring it would allow him to return most of the items he snatched without a second thought. He doesn't realize it has an active tracker in it so the bats, when they activate it and discover it on the Gotham University campus, reasonably panic and flip on the camera...only to come face to face with adoption bait using bits of their missing tech to fix the helmet. (Warning: There is a brief scene of vomiting)

[Book 1] Skyrim: There's Something About You, Lass (EDITING) by iiSolari

{Reader Insert: Reader x Brynjolf} {Sequel: Hell of a Life (Being re-written)} You hear the gossip of the Thieves Guild, and are curious as to why it has recieved such word. Just before you make yourself run through the Ratways, you stop at Honeyside -- your home for years. When a red headed man stops you, you soon realize he is from the infamous Thieves Guild. He, alone, gives you quite the time to remember -- with a little romantic twist on the side. [DISCLAIMER INSIDE]

(DISCONTINUED) Oka x Osoro [Yandere Simulator] by _meicoomon

Two goofy idiots find their inner laughter together. Notice: This story has some mature themes, and language. its been a good go of it y'all

George Weasley x Reader ~ Jaffa Cake by fawnauroraa

'I wouldn't mind being with you, you topless Jaffa Cake..' You {Y/N} are currently attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and you are in your fourth year. As a Slytherin, with the idea that members of this particular house are stuck up and picky, you are expected to only date and befriend those within your house - you could never be seen associating with the likes of Gryffindors - however, one particular boy has caught your interest. And it doesn't seem great; his family is well known for being blood traitors. Will you let the wall you have up keep him away? Will the anxiety that lives within you slowly fade with his help, or will it rear its head as the wall you carefully built gets knocked down? You truly believe there is no one at Hogwarts who deeply understands you. But, you are rather mistaken indeed. ------ Warnings (Please read, your wellbeing is important!) -Mentions of anxiety, detailed panic attacks -Mentions of rape/mistreatment -Mildly detailed torture scene -Mildly offensive language Warnings/discretions for a specific chapter will be stated at the beginning of the chapter, to ensure that you're aware of the upcoming content. This story doesn't just focus on the relationship between you and George, but others as well. It is a mix of the Harry Potter novels, Harry Potter movies and my own ideas/inputs. It does not include BDSM/NSFW - I like reading that genre, but I don't enjoy writing it. Although I am practicing writing it now ;) ------ ▪︎COMPLETED▪︎ I do not own the charaters in this fanfiction. Y/n is you, as it means 'your name', they are not a specific character with specific traits as they are you. Anything Harry Potter related belongs to JK R*wling. Anything else is my own writing. Please don't directly copy things I've written, a lot of thought had gone into this and it takes up an awful lot of my spare time. Thank you for reading <3 ALSO CAN YALL STOP SAYING siNcE wHeN ON CHAPTER FIVE PLEASE BE PATIENT

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Princess Charming // Aemond Targaryen // Daemon Targaryen cover

I'll Avenge You [Sky: Children of the light] cover

Le Gasp The Club cover

You Are The One ((Female Jon Snow & Aegon Targaryen The Conqueror)) cover

The Elder Scrolls(An Elder Scrolls & GOT Fanfiction Mashup Story) cover

There! That's the Ghost Who's Been Stealing My Shit! cover

[Book 1] Skyrim: There's Something About You, Lass (EDITING) cover

(DISCONTINUED) Oka x Osoro [Yandere Simulator] cover

George Weasley x Reader ~ Jaffa Cake cover

Princess Charming // Aemond Targaryen // Daemon Targaryen

Snow Stark. Black hair, red lips and her bad ass crew of dwarves have arrived in kings landing and they are coming for the crown. 🍎 "Take this stupid fairytale and make it all mine Gonna change up the plot 'cause this slipper never fit. Won't be slaying dragons, I could tame them make them sit." 🐉 Most characters belong to GRRM and Disney HOTD x Snow white crossover... yes you read that correct and yes. I am a dork.