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Sheogorath's Children

SeafiretheDragon

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Reads 808
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Parts 17
Time 1h 43m

SeafiretheDragon

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Ah, so I see you're in the market for shitposts as well? Dear friend, do I have a treat! Follow the adventures of two bizarre children as they laugh, cry, and completely level the Shivering Isles. Sheogorath perhaps shouldn't have adopted them...All Rights Reserved

crossover cusswords dumb elderscrolls family idiots jjba oblivion random sanguine school shenanigans sheogorath shitpost skyrim stupid ultimatecrossover

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Turning the Tides North by ThtGAMERgirl117

The Dragonborn has been living a quiet life. After sorting out the business of the World-Eater returning, the Civil War, the College of Winterhold & all of that other stuff. Its been 4 years since that all happened, she been nothing but bored... very bored. 4 years of boredom... Ouch. But when she finds a man in Lakeview Manor using the name Loki. Will she be given something to do? Or is she just going to fail for once by making the wrong choice and watch everything she loves die in her hands? Skyrim crossover with Avengers.... And Thor gets beaten up by the Dovahkiin quite a bit too. How amusing. Hahaha. Slight Dragonborn/Someone, but Who? We'll find out soon. Also one of the things that could of happened to Alduin in Skyrim too. I do not own the Elder Scrolls (being games and the actual scrolls haha, get it?) And I do own Marvel Avengers either

The Elder Scrolls(An Elder Scrolls & GOT Fanfiction Mashup Story) by StarBurstKingStudios

After his father's passing and him becoming Dragonborn and having seated on the Ruby Throne of Tamriel and now being given Thedas to him and his Empire, Lucien Mede Stark, son of Faramir Stark and Viviana Mede, goes to his father's old homeland called Westeros to return his father's body to his home known as Winterfell and meet his father's brother and his family, including King Robert of the House Baratheon, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. But after landing in Westeros, unexpected events begin and old enemies return to threaten both Tamriel, Westeros, and Thedas! Only the Dragonborn can stop it! (Some lines from Fantasy Movies & TV Shows; The Hobbit movies, LOTR movies & TV Show, Harry Potter movies, The Chronicles of Narnia movies, and so many others will be in some of the episodes)

You Are The One ((Female Jon Snow & Aegon Targaryen The Conqueror)) by ragnarockhardsock

What else is left for her? That's exactly what she's thinking now, just days later after that meeting in the old dragon pits. Well, other than the resounding question her brain is asking her. Which is: what the fuck are you doing?! ((Contains ancestral Targincest.)) [[[Slow to update.]]]

The Mistaken Identity's Revenge (Book 1 Identity Series) by TaylaOsborn

"Aspen, you'll pay for double crossing us" the tall Greek God like guy seethed. Holding his gun firmly in his grip directed at my head. "you'll regret this bitch" the blonde snapped. The guy to the main guy's left was still clutching his broken nose, courtesy of moi. A glare plastered on his face. Aspen this, Aspen that. My whole fucking life I've been mistaken for the devil spawn. My 'perfect' twin Sister Aspen. This did it. I snapped. I finally snapped, and it only took getting fucking kidnapped! "for the last fucking time.... I AM NOT FUCKING ASPEN! THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT WE LOOK THE SAME AND WE SHARED THE SAME WOMB FOR NINE MONTHS!" I threw my arms up in the air in exasperation. "quit fucking lying Aspen, we know it's you, you really think we're that stupid?" the red headed guy, said. "I. Am. Not. Aspen." I seethe. "are we actually buying this? The Blonde asked. "for fuck sake. She is my twin, BUT I hate her with every cell in my body." They laugh. "you're all so fucking thick. If Aspen was on fire and I had a whole fire truck full of water, I would stick the hose down my throat and drown myself before I did anything to help her." ........ Aspen Clarke-Miss popular, loved by everyone, perfect daughter, incredibly stupid, slutty, rich, snobby, bitch, walking STI, favourite past time? - making her younger genius twin sister's life a living hell. Cassidy Clarke-Always been in her sister's shadow, graduating highschool at age twelve, speaking dozen of languages, being a child prodigy and genius was never enough for her parents. Cassidy grew up hating her twin sister Aspen, who made her life a living hell. Not a normal sibling rivalry but a deep seeding hatred towards one another. So what happens when Cassidy is mistaken for Aspen and then kidnapped? Well Cassidy embraces the opportunity to tear Aspen's life apart the same way she did hers even before her life began. ~story is unedited, mature content ie. sex, action+humour

(DISCONTINUED) Oka x Osoro [Yandere Simulator] by _meicoomon

Two goofy idiots find their inner laughter together. Notice: This story has some mature themes, and language. its been a good go of it y'all

Ruin Your Childhood //Completed// by Cry_Writes_

Think your childhood was great? Think it was perfect and filled with great shows? Sorry, that's why I'm here. To ruin all of those good memories of tv shows. :3 #sorrynotsorry Read at your own cost! xx // Disclaimer- Not all mine, I just do the research //

An's Diary (Skyrim Fanfic) by Adventur3Hat

Marcurio, a mercenary magician, is hired by the mysterious Dovahkiin for the second time. But this time, he's been recruited to accompany her in her attempt to uncover her past and find out why her first memory is of her waking up outside Skyrim's borders in the middle of a Stormcloak/Imperial skirmish. This is a story injected into my personal Skyrim character and experience. It's a creative spin on the existing characters and situations, giving it more life and reality than the mindless video game characters in the game. "This is, without a doubt, the best book I've read on Wattpad. I cried at times, laughed at some, but overall, I absolutely loved this book. Marcurio is <3 " -BaleighCam "This was the best story I have read in a LONG time." -Minnesota_Writer "I love how original this story is. It's perfect." -Vidjauser "i love this so much. you're amazing...." -The_Nightshade_Thief " *explosion of feels* " -Wolfheart_thefangirl Best rating: #2 in elderscrollsv Disclaimer: If you're not familiar with the game Skyrim, this may be confusing. Everything except my Dovahkiin and the story belongs to Bethesda.

FEAR THE DARKNESS x highschool DxD by randome_dude

This a chainsaw man x highschool dxd crossover. Follow y/n as he tries to understand this new world as he strives to become the strongest being in this universe [This story is basically a whole meme of random bullshit go.]

There! That's the Ghost Who's Been Stealing My Shit! by LavenderAuthor

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Turning the Tides North cover

The Elder Scrolls(An Elder Scrolls & GOT Fanfiction Mashup Story) cover

You Are The One ((Female Jon Snow & Aegon Targaryen The Conqueror)) cover

The Mistaken Identity's Revenge (Book 1 Identity Series) cover

(DISCONTINUED) Oka x Osoro [Yandere Simulator] cover

Ruin Your Childhood //Completed// cover

An's Diary (Skyrim Fanfic) cover

FEAR THE DARKNESS x highschool DxD cover

There! That's the Ghost Who's Been Stealing My Shit! cover

Turning the Tides North

The Dragonborn has been living a quiet life. After sorting out the business of the World-Eater returning, the Civil War, the College of Winterhold & all of that other stuff. Its been 4 years since that all happened, she been nothing but bored... very bored. 4 years of boredom... Ouch. But when she finds a man in Lakeview Manor using the name Loki. Will she be given something to do? Or is she just going to fail for once by making the wrong choice and watch everything she loves die in her hands? Skyrim crossover with Avengers.... And Thor gets beaten up by the Dovahkiin quite a bit too. How amusing. Hahaha. Slight Dragonborn/Someone, but Who? We'll find out soon. Also one of the things that could of happened to Alduin in Skyrim too. I do not own the Elder Scrolls (being games and the actual scrolls haha, get it?) And I do own Marvel Avengers either