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Diabolik Lovers (ft. Reader!)

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First of all, no this is not a romance story. Second, the MC is a KID. Third, please do not sexualize the character in any way possible. Fourth, this is just a shitty comedy/tragic/random story I made for fun. Fifth, yes, Yui isn't in here. Lastly, enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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