Sirius's Book of Pick Up Lines

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Sirius's book of pick up lines. He has used them on Marlene, and no one else. Though one may have been stolen by James...
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Just The Way We Are - Blackinnon

Sirius Black and Marlene McKinnon have never been the type for lovey dovey shit. Their later Hogwarts years were spent partying and sleeping around with no strings attached. However, when surrounded by war, they soon realise that they should make their feelings known before it's too late.

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