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The Book Of Jokes

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Reads 108,272
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Parts 151
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funny hahaha hashtag humorus lol

....I'm actually pretty hilarious. 

WARNING: This book may be too awesome to handle. 
Scientists advise for you to wear anti-awesomeness goggles for your own sake.

ok I was 10 when I made this book.
I also thought I was funny.
I am, in fact, haha not funny.All Rights Reserved

funny hahaha hashtag humorus lol

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ကြီးမားတဲ့ပြောင်းလဲမှုတွေနဲ့ ပိုပြီးကြီးမားတဲ့လှည့်ကွက်တွေ ဇာတ်ကြောင်းတစ်ခုထဲက နောက်ထပ်ဇာတ်ကြောင်းတစ်ခု သူဟာပိုပြီးလှလာဖို့ ပိုပြီးဆွဲဆောင်မှုရှိလာဖို့ နည်းလမ်းကိုရှာတွေ့သွားပြီ ရှန်ကျင်းထျန်ဟာ သူဖတ်နေတဲ့စာအုပ်ထဲကိုကူးပြောင်းသွားဖို့ ကူညီပေးတဲ့systemတစ်ခုရဲ့အကူအညီကိုရရှိခဲ့တယ် သူလုပ်ဆောင်ရမဲ့တာဝန်တွေကိုပြီးမြောက်တာနဲ့ သူကသူ့ရဲ့အနာဂတ်လမ်းမှာပိုချော ပိုလှ ပိုပြီးဆွဲဆောင်မှုရှိလာလိမ့်မယ် သူ့ရဲ့ပထမဆုံးတာဝန်::အမျိုးသားဇာတ်လိုက်ရဲ့နောက်ယောင်ခံသူလုပ်နေတာရပ်လိုက်တော့ အဲ့ဒီအစား အချစ်ပြိုင်ဘက်လုပ်ပြီး သူရည်ရွယ်ထားတဲ့သူကိုခိုးလိုက်တော့ Chapters: :191+41side stories

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မင်းရဲ့အချစ်ပြိုင်ဘက်ကနေ့တိုင်းလှလှလာတယ်(Translation ) cover

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