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The Book Of Jokes

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Reads 108,397
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....I'm actually pretty hilarious. 

WARNING: This book may be too awesome to handle. 
Scientists advise for you to wear anti-awesomeness goggles for your own sake.

ok I was 10 when I made this book.
I also thought I was funny.
I am, in fact, haha not funny.All Rights Reserved

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