Bitch, Shut the Fuck Up
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  • Reads 1,630
  • Votes 85
  • Parts 7
  • Time 39m
Ongoing, First published Jul 25, 2020
Mature
Perry has been with OWCA since he was a baby, and he has been at the top of his game since day one. If he had a dollar for every time someone called him OWCA's best agent, the Flynn-Fletchers would never have to work a day in their lives.

Which is why he can't believe his ears when Major Monogram assigns him to Dr. Heinz fucking Doofenshmirtz.

Perry may just be a platypus, but that doesn't mean he has to sit there and take everyone's bullshit, and he's going to make sure everyone knows it.
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