All Your Wattpad Fanfiction Nightmares in One (Y/N x Draco Malfoy)

Y/N Potter for some reason was in America, and decides to show up out of the blue during Harry's fifth year, because she's "not like other girls". Yes, she is a she. I do not care whether you are a she, a he, a they, a xe, an ey, or a that. I am forcing you to be a she in this. She causes trouble, as all new students do, because all new students make a fuss as soon as they arrive, and Harry has to figure out what the fuck he's gonna do about her, as well as prove Voldemort is back. Like, good luck kid, you're gonna need it. But Y/N catches the attention of a certain blonde Slytherin, and he's flirty because trauma doesn't exist in this world.

Obviously this is intended for humour, you are allowed to make fun of and insult everything. You can insult me even. I'm strong... *already weeping* I can take it. 😫
No but seriously, I think we've all had moment where we just want to mock the shit out of the author. No? Just me? Okay, well I'm a bitch-