Between a Rick and a Hard Place|RickxDiane| Lemon
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  • Reads 229
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  • Parts 3
  • Time 2h 52m
Complete, First published Jul 25, 2020
Mature
Alternate universe Diane has outlived her Rick due to tragic mistakes from their past that she is still outrunning. 

She now travels the infinite cosmos with her cybernetic guard dog named Squid or S(C)ybernetic) Q(C)anine) Ultra) Intelligence) Defense Unit) 

When she runs into Rick C137 he can't get her out of his head and is determined to have her one way or another. However, C137 isn't the only Rick after her. 

[Slow burn. Problematic. NSFW. Please see the tags to keep yourself safe. This content could be potentially triggering.]
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