SEX JOKES!!
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The title says it!!!! Just a bunch of random sex jokes I found!! I do NOT own any of these!!! Don't read if your uncomfortable with sex and sex related things!!!! Warning:sex preferences involved, don't read if your 15 & under.
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☆ 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬|ˢˣˢ☆
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Our Love [One shots]
A compilation of random one-shots of the LGBTQIA+ community. If your not into it then don't read. Please don't hate. No hateful comments. Thank you. If you want a full story to go with any of these let me know and I can do it #81- wxw 07/04/22Complete
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Stuck In Hell With My Enemy
"What the fuck is your problem?" I asked my sworn enemy. "Have you lost your damn mind!" I scream at the top of my lungs. This bitch better answer me before I lose my shit. "HELLOO!" I get closer this time. Now I'm directly in his face screaming at him. "WILL YOU FUCKING AN- mmfp." I was suddenly cut off by his lips on mine. He pushed his tongue into my mouth, exploring every inch like he's starving. He lets me go and I have to gasp in order to catch my breath. I already know my face is flushed and red. "Are you done princess?" He asked in his dark gravely tone. Dammit if he doesn't stop with this princess thing I think I may fall in love. "Yes, now what the fuck was that for?" I took a step back, so he doesn't decide to just kiss me again. I can't do that again. I am almost one hundred percent sure my panties are soaked. "You were talking too much." Then he just walked away. God he's such an asshole! ~*~ Clara is stuck in this hell hole of a place because of the fact that her parents are blackmailing her to stay. Will she be able to find love here with a certain Kylo Miller or will she push him away because she's scared of being hurt again? I guess we'll find out together. ~*~ THIS BOOK WILL CONTAIN: Mature language Mature themes Explicit sexual scenes Mentions of death Mentions of Eating disordersComplete
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‼️WARNING‼️ This does contain inappropriate language, content, and much more. This is meant to be 18+!! So, if you're not 18 or more and still read this anyways, you brought this on yourself!!
These are some of my favourite teenage posts. Note: Most of these aren't mine, some are referenced and most aren't, so bear with me, okay...
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