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Priam and His Customers

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Priam owns a book cafè and his customers aren't really the usual ones you'd expect. Sometimes there's bloodshed, sometimes there's a rift in space and time, sometimes he can't understand the orders spoken in ancient tongue. 


But he always, always serves his customers with a smile. If they deserve it.


(A story of a local cafè owner minding his own business and not getting involved in whatever bizzare shit he witnesses. It helps, because his customers appreciate a person who doesn't flinch at the sight of one of them shoving a spoon in their companion's eye.)All Rights Reserved

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