FAR Too Many Thoughts Regarding Disney's "Frozen"

A friend of mine has young children who love the first "Frozen" film. I told her that, though I liked the film, I thought it was fundamentally flawed - that it was setting up a different "twist" than the one that actually happened.

She said I was crazy.

In response, I sent her the document you're about to read as one, incredibly long e-mail.

She still doesn't agree with me, but at least she thinks I'm crazy for different reasons, now.

Yes, there are spoilers. But really, are you concerned about spoilers for a movie that came out in 2013? Come on, read it anyway. You know you want to!