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The Zebra, The Tiger, and a Very Naughty Monkey

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Reads 861
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Parts 4
Time 50m

Callum_James1972

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A new short story from Callum James.

For Jason and his four-year-old daughter Charlotte, the special trip to the zoological park is something they both had been looking forward to for months. With Jason's pending divorce to Charlotte's mother, every precious opportunity for bonding time between father and daughter is especially important. 

The outing starts off well, with smelly penguins and nose licking giraffes, but as they get to the zebra enclosure Charlotte utters the innocent words that no father wishes to hear his four-year-old daughter say.

"Daddy, why does that zebra have five legs?"

As the horror of the scene unfolds before his eyes, he struggles to find the correct words to answer his daughter's curiosity. However, he is clueless to the fact that it is not only the zebra who is going to expand his daughter's life education this day but also a tiger and a very naughty monkey.All Rights Reserved

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