Vanilla Bean || Hazbin Hotel

Alastor decides to try his hand at pet names and inadvertently offends Angel Dust. Rated T for swearing and there's suggestive content if you close one eye, tilt your head, and squint.

Okay so here's the dealio. This IS a oneshot, however there are two versions. This was a commission, and the first draft went a tad off the rails. A 1.5k word fic was going to end up twice that, and instead of comedic fluff it was turning into pure angst. However! I still want to post it, so it will probably be chapter 2 of this fic. I'll just keep the two together.
With that said, hope you guys enjoy because I had way too much fun writing this.