Jokes

Why did the toilet paper not cross the road? Because he was stuck in a crack

When your mother tells you to watch your brother that is throwing up? You give him your phone number and go hang with your friends.

Your mamma's so fat that when hulk tried to save her your mamma broke hulks back.

Your mamma's so weird I saw your mamma at the mall screaming Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Your mamma's so ugly people looked at her profile page and never saw any thing again

Have you ever got tired of your sister and shut her in a closet and told your mother there was a talking tiger in the closet and your sister was inside the tiger?

When your mom calls you and said "I flooded the house again can you help me" You call your sisters and brothers and say mom needs help she flooded the house

When the train went by last night your dad said shut up and your mother said don't tell him to shut up you will hurt his feeling

One day your mother tells you that you have six toes there you see the saw ahh