*TOPICS OF RACISM/RACIAL SLURS, ABUSE, AND HOMOPHOBIA, DO NOT CLICK IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THESE TOPICS* Keith stepped up to the glass door and pushed it forward, causing a little bell to ring throughout the store. And as if on cue, a cheery, heavily accented voice echoed through the noise of bird chirps and dog barks. "Hi, welcome to Cosmopawlitan, let me know if you need anything."