Bikini Bottom Slasher(spongebob x jeff the killer)

Jeff smirked as Spongebob shivered his timbers.
"You ready, Squarepants?", Jeff giggled like a little school girl. Spongebob nodded in response, leaning over Mr. Krabs desk.
"I don't have a good feeling about this... I could get fired from the Krusty Krab if we get caught...." Spongebob said shyly. This was the only time that he wasn't in his smiley sponge mood, but Jeff liked Spongebob this way.
"Oh!" Jeff chuckled softly. "There is nothing you have to worry about," Jeff said as he took out his famous knife.

(this is a joke, please do not take this seriously)