gordon feetman's fail vacation
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'When I escape at last,
When enough time has passed.
But something keeps me as a pet:
The only house that's not on fire (yet).
I made it when I was an architect!'
- The Only House That's Not On Fire Yet, Lemon Demon.
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Gordon Freeman is a lot of things, theoretical physicist, M.I.T graduate, unfortunately divorced father and a pretty badass survivor of a modern day tragedy.
something he isn't is being prepared for yet another wild and wacky, albeit much safer and softer, misadventure with the return of some old and ambiguously friendly faces.
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This fic is rated T for Teen as it contains the following: Canon-Typical Swearing, Violence, Blood And Mild Gore, Vomit, Body Horror, Panic Attacks, Brief Allusions To/Attempted S/H And In-Depth Depictions Of Mental Illness (Mainly PTSD)
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i apologise if the chapter output is slow, i am trying my hardest to work past my executive dysfunction !! being a neurodivergent writer is hard work.
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hey! its the only authors note you're gonna see. i did it. i finally fucking did it. it's over. the hiatus is over. it took one year but the most beloved hlvrai fanfiction on wattpad is BACK BABY!
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