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gordon feetman's fail vacation

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Parts 21
Time 2h 42m

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'When I escape at last,
When enough time has passed.
But something keeps me as a pet:
The only house that's not on fire (yet).
I made it when I was an architect!'

- The Only  House That's Not On Fire Yet, Lemon Demon.
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Gordon Freeman is a lot of things, theoretical physicist,  M.I.T graduate, unfortunately divorced father and a pretty badass survivor of a modern day tragedy.

something he isn't is being prepared  for yet another wild and wacky, albeit much safer and softer, misadventure with the return of some old and ambiguously friendly faces.
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This fic is rated T for Teen as it contains the following: Canon-Typical Swearing, Violence, Blood And Mild Gore, Vomit, Body Horror, Panic Attacks, Brief Allusions To/Attempted S/H And In-Depth Depictions Of Mental Illness (Mainly PTSD)
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i apologise if the chapter output is slow, i am trying my hardest to work past my executive dysfunction !! being a neurodivergent writer is hard work.
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hey! its the only authors note you're gonna see.  i did it.  i finally fucking did it.  it's over. the hiatus is over. it took one year but the most beloved hlvrai fanfiction on wattpad is BACK BABY!All Rights Reserved

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Mark of the Wolf (mxm) by Forever_Be_Loved

Alone. Naked. Cold. Covered in blood that is just as likely to be mine as someone else's. I don't know who I am, where I am, or what I'm running from. All I get are flashes, snippets of dark shadows, sneering faces. Pain always follows these nightmares, these memories. I was found, taken in, but I have no way of knowing if I only escaped the frying pan just to jump into the fire. I don't understand these people, these wolves. They don't understand me, either. Our words mean nothing to each other, they're no more than sounds. We use gestures, facial expressions, body language like the beasts we seem to be. I can only pray these beasts are not the same ones I'm running from. -This story has depictions of violence, depression, panic attacks, gore. Please read at your own discretion- Highest rankings thanks to all of you wonderful readers! : #2 in "Ice" #3 in "Werecat" #18 in "Loss" #21 in "Neko"

Wrecked (A Mechanic!Dean AU) by michalarae

Summary: You're on the run from your past, speeding down the interstate in the rain, when an animal crosses in front of you. You slam on the brakes to avoid the animal and your car hydroplanes. The car crashes and you're ejected through the windshield. A stranger happens upon the scene and calls the ambulance. He wakes you up and keeps you still until the ambulance arrives, introducing himself as Dean. He's a local mechanic, and there's just something about him that makes you feel safe. Where will this accident take the two of you? Read on to find out! Warnings: Car Accident, Graphic Content (blood/gore), Angst, Fluff, Smut, Abuse, Friends to Lovers

The Softest Parts of Me (Book 1) by 20animeluver25

Leo is quiet, careful, and always watching the exits. Maddie is loud, steady, and impossible to ignore. Their connection isn't instant-but it's real. And when life starts to unravel, it's Maddie who stays. Even when Leo pushes her away. Especially then. This is a story about falling in love for the first time when your heart is still learning how to beat. About finding safety in someone else's hands... and daring to believe you deserve it. Story Snippet: ---- Then her voice floated out, light and casual: "Leo?" He looked up. The door cracked open a little, steam curling out, and Maddie peeked through-cheeks flushed from the heat, water dripping from the ends of her hair and trailing down the slope of her collarbone. She wasn't holding a towel. She wasn't really holding anything. Just leaned in the doorway, chin tilted up, the corner of her lip quirked slightly. "Can you grab my towel?" she asked, almost too casually. "I left it on the bed." His heart stuttered. "Uh-yeah. Yeah, of course." He scrambled up. "And my clothes? The ones I left out." Her voice lowered just a little, almost teasing. "Also... do you have a zip-up I can borrow?" He found himself nodding before he could think, already pulling the folded towel into his hands, then her clothes-still neatly laid out like she'd planned it. He grabbed her skincare pouch from the nightstand too. Last thing she'd want was to forget that. Then he paused at his duffel, rifling through until he found one of his hoodies. The grey one. Oversized. Definitely too big on her, which suddenly made his brain short-circuit even more. He knocked lightly on the doorframe. "Got everything." "Come in a little," she murmured from behind the door, cracking it open just an inch more. "Just... don't look." ---- - Content Warnings: emotional abuse, coercion, trauma recovery, PTSD, healing after SA - 70,000-210,00 words in total - BOOK 2 IS CONFIRMED!!!!! (cover pic is from pinterest)

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