where Kim Taehyung is as straight as a pole,
and where Jeon Jungkook is as straight as a circle
"you know poles can bend right?? ask John Cena baby"
"fuck off jeon."
"Taehyung! Can you come down here?"
"What is it, Father?"
"I need you to go to Earth and... Kill someone"
"As you wi- Wait what?!"
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"Kook, I can see in your eyes that you're jealous"
"Oh shut it, Chim"
"Why don't you try dating an alien?"
"Hell no! They're ugly as fuck"
(Inspired by the Korean drama "My Love from the Star)