The Happy Diary
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Last published Mon, May 24, 2021
Do you want to know how to act even gayer?
Get knowledge from the queerest queers?
Piss off homophobic boomers (and not only them)?
Then strap yourself in and get ready for this absolute disaster! Andy and Ashley will guide you! The queer world awaits you, friend!
Disclaimer: We would like to warn everyone - this story contains strong language and inappropriate humor, if you're easily offended, read at your own risk. We do not mean to offend you, this "book" was written for purely comedian reasons. Maybe we will one day try to become more family friendly, but frankly, this is ANYTHING but family friendly.
- Andy
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