Hermitcraft Oneshots

I write more Lime than Lemon, so if that's your thing, then you're in the right place. Please don't ship the actual hermits- im begging you. It's their personas, read Warped Reality by @IngerCGrantham if you want my idea of how it works. The hermits have actual families, spouses, and children. So, if you can't respect that, you suck. K? Don't IRL ship.

anyways here we go this is mostly practice on writing more nsfw stuff so yeah

uh yeah if youre a hermit please don't read this? especially not on a stream? ok thank you :)