The Awkward Homosexual Crew

Hi, hi, hello, hello. This is a story about my online friend group being a bunch of weird pirates and the tons of crazy journies that end up we going on.

Ricky (me, yes it's supposed to be spelled Ricky instead of Rocky) is Danny DeVito

Papatato is Drunk Kermit

Red is the tomato man alien thing

Piper is the Hawks from MHA except with lipstick on

Elmo, who we refer to as Elmo, is Elmo the child mol~ster.

So come on, and join the terrifying/confusing/peculiar adventures that we shall go on :)