love of religions ((fanfic))

i was sitting in my room whatching tv when suddenly a blinding light from my window hit my in the face

IT WAS HIM

Buddha....

i said

me: im so glad to see u but not really (cause im extreme emo (emo))

then buddha said

buddha: it`s ok boy pappy gots you now

i smiled

he then leaned over to whisper in my ear

buddha: 21!!!!

and i cried

then buddha starte slowly taking of his clothes and....

change in to his yoga pants (cause im into that weird shit)

i have never seen fat moving in sich a buetyfull way

BUT THEN IT HAPPENED

jesus walked in the door to my room seeing me getting down with buddha

jesus: s, so u dont love me anymore...... IS THAT IT!!!!

Then jesus transformed into his final form

super mecha christ

he shot laser after me and buddha but our shield of love deflected it all
This kept going until one of the laser bounced back at super mech christ

(he`s dying)

i ran over to him to say

me: it doesnt have to be like this

jesus: u mean a open relationship?