The fanfiction in which I attempt to make ratatoing even more enjoyable

Oh no.
You're the owner of one of Rio's restaurants - for rats. However you barely make enough to keep the place open, and somehow no matter how much trash you use for your food it never tastes good enough. When it all seems unable to get any worse, you're proven wrong again as Ratatoing, the new ratsteraunt opened up nearby has managed to do the impossible and figure it out. Worst of all, your trashy sister Carol has left you to go work there. You're fuming, bloody distraught - until another restaurant owner has a proposition. Will you be able to save your business? What obstacles may you face? Will I be bothered to continue this long enough for you to find out? Will anybody read this at all? Well you're gonna have to read on to find out! please