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Yup, you guessed it. Rock-hard science coming up here. For centuries, men have claimed that women are strange creatures, true enigmas of Mother Nature. I can assure you that's not the case. According to science that I've spent at least 15 minutes reading up on and that's backed by several articles written by people that probably have even less scientific background than I do, there's a very easy way to understand how your girlfriend works. Or just any woman. Trust me, I've ran the numbers by Trump's administration and they told me they were "amazing, really the best numbers in the business, believe me."
1. She Won't Be The Same Every Day
Obviously. Humans have ups and downs, and women have been considered humans by society for at least 30-odd years now. As if regular humanoid mood swings aren't bad enough, women also have PMS that turn them into fucking psychopaths. Or at least 95% of them, which means that statistically it's a "yes, your girlfriend will kill you with an axe if you fuck up on the wrong day of the month."

2. She Wants To Talk
She'll call it "sharing her thoughts", you'll call it "nagging your ears off". It's not something she does to feel connected, it's something she does so she can find something to explain why the hell she's spending so much time with you.

3. You Don't Get To Judge
She doesn't care if you magna cum laude-ed your ass through Harvard and worked yourself up to be the best goddamn judge in the world. You don't judge her. She's right, you're wrong, deal with it. She's your private Judge Judy.
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