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RuPaul's Drag ACE

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Parts 21
Time 4h 59m

Reads 935
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Parts 21
Time 4h 59m

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He was a sheltered godbot. Now he serves Starfish. May the best woman win... Amen!

Serving VeggieTale realness, Ace Virtueson confronts his religious upbringing live on reality television. Having burned every bridge in his life, his former friends watch the spectacle and commentate live from "Club 96." Can Ace redeem himself as Starfish?

This work lampoons "Accelerated Christian Education" and its nauseating, fundamentalist "character building" comic strip characters. I don't own ACE otherwise I'd shut it down yesterday, take the money, and donate it to Planned Parenthood.

This is a parody of RuPaul's Drag Race.All Rights Reserved

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