Excerpts from books I'll probably never write!

I personally am somebody who has a wide and vivid imagination, and when I say wide, I mean WIDE.

So, what does somebody, who has a 'wide-imagination' does? They write. At least that's what I know off.

But, but, but am also somebody who can't commit to 'something' for too long. I've always been somebody jumping off from one thing to another, fidgeting my way through life. But I also want to share me random-as-hell stories in my head, that most probably will never have a second page to it.

SO,
I've come up with this idea of writing one shots. One shots basically of random shit that comes to my head.

Yaa so, here you are about to enter my crazy head full of craziness, though that's when you you actually open the book but whatever.