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It Must be Idiocy

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alternateuniverse bl demons ghosts haikyuu lemon slash smutwarning tendosatori ushijimawakatoshi ushijimaxtendo ushiten

Haikyuu Fic (cross-posted on Ao3) - cover image from @terimilkJJ on twitter - 
https://twitter.com/terimilkJJ/status/1169931258190630912/photo/1
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No, really.
Inviting a demon inside your house is generally inadvisable. Giving said demon the spare room probably even more so.
Never mind Wakatoshi didn't know he was a demon, the fact they'd never met before was odd as well, but what else do you do when a stranger tries to steal from you on the subway?
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CW: smut, internalized homophobia, referenced homophobia - nothing super extreme but probably worth mentioning
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Occurs in same universe as 'The Otherwordly'. Tagging things on wattpad makes me want to eat raw pasta (also do y'all still tag things lemon??)
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9k words (basically a oneshot)All Rights Reserved

alternateuniverse bl demons ghosts haikyuu lemon slash smutwarning tendosatori ushijimawakatoshi ushijimaxtendo ushiten

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