My Declaration of Independence

For my school we had to write our own declaration of independence from some authority figure such as parents or adults etc.and frankly I'm moderately content with staying in my house so I was all meah about this project. I decided to do it with two other people so that I wouldn't have to do much work but we didn't doing anything and it is due tomorrow so I made up my mind it would be easier if I just did it myself. Here I present my (brilliant) idea for your entertainment. (^__^)