Rent-A-Child Inc. (Short Story)

Welcome to Rent-A-Child Inc! Here at Rent-A-Child, we pride ourselves in providing quality children for today's aspiring parents. Don't want to be a permanent parent? That's perfectly fine! Just send your quality Rent-A-Child back at no cost! It's THAT simple! At RAC, we have children varying from newborns to eighteen year olds. Just tell us your child's preferred age, weight, height, race, characteristics, etc. - and we'll be happy to oblige! Our children are bred to perfection, making sure that we provide only the best in child rental services. We even deliver your child right to your front door! No extra handling costs, no hidden fees, and NO imperfections. It's just like having your own permanent child without the hassle! Here at RAC, the customer ALWAYS comes first. So what are you waiting for? Get your very own Rent-A-Child today!