The Ern Chronicles II
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Complete Sun, May 7, 20171h 57m
Life is too short to be serious all the time. After a long time spending our time, laughing at god-knows-who, we took a break.
And now, *drumroll* WE ARE BACK!
This book is based on hilarious things that we came up with in class. Anyone who doesn't agree with any content of the book is more than free to bite your tongue and continue reading.
Hope you fall off your chair laughing, although it might be a bit difficult to get our jokes.
Keep smiling... you don't want to get old soon.
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