Devengers 1: Elmo's Epilogue

Devengers 1: Elmo's Epilogue

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Hell yeah Obamaverse story awesome just read it lmao. "Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells". -The New York Times "Ok, this is epic" -Mario (yes the actual Mario, cool right?) "hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun." -Ben Shapiro (Stop flirting with me silly)
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"So... Wanna skip Gym and make out in the janitor's closet or something?" •°•°•°•°• "We can't tell my dad this, y'know. If he knew I was gay as hell, he'd make sure he gave me hell." •°•°•°•°• "What? No way. We're just friends. That Irish loser can screw every guy around here for all I care. I am NOT gay." •°•°•°•°• "It's complicated, alright? Dang it, Signe, I don't know! One minute he's all over me, then he acts like we can't even be friends outside of our houses... I'm so confused." •°•°•°•°• "I can feel you staring at me, Jack." •°•°•°•°• "Mark. That has to be the absolute gayest thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life. I fookin' love it." •°•°•°•°• - Story may or may not contain anything beyond the mentions of anything sexual. - It's purposefully short, okay? - This story does NOT have any true detail. - This story is NOT based upon the people in it; everything from looks to personality is 90% false. - This story is really not going to be any count, but hey, go ahead. I warned you :'^)

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