The Religion of Gaylord
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booboobeatmetodeath
Complete, First published Aug 04, 2020
Mature
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This is just a weird thing me and my friends, in the group chat, made up from the idea of making weird poses in a body reference app. We were on crack at that time. Enjoy this fun weird crack book of the lore behind our one and only religion, Gaylord.

EDIT: Came back after 2 and a half years to my account....please make sure to read the last chapter titled "Hello Again", it'll briefly explain about how my actions have led to this creation and other small info.

*For the cover art I used Vaporgram and the book title from Book Cover Maker*

(WARNING: Includes mentions of sexual content, profanity, slightly offensive things, and stupidity.)
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