~Repost from my old account! Formerly known as Ten's Impossible Girl, this version is reedited, so slightly different from the original story, but still the same story, and the first of many stories to come.~ If there's anything the Doctor knows, it's that if Jack Harkness makes a house call, it's never good and always interesting. But surprisingly, the alien race that's trying to enslave all of human kind via the wifi network isn't the most intriguing thing about this situation. No, everything seems pale in interest next to the brilliant and brilliantly named young TORCHWOOD recruit. or Oswin Oswald's bored, and the Doctor is anything but. or What if Ten met Clara?