Major Monogram x Carl One-Shot (X-RATED)

MATURE CONTENT WARNING (un-f*cking-fortunately.)

Have you ever wanted to read about Major Monogram absolutely RAILING his twinky intern Carl? No? Well, here this is anyway.

A/N: Listen, I wrote this fanfic when I was maybe 14, so probably four years ago at this point? I found it in my old Google Docs, reread it, and realized that I just HAD to make it public for the world to see. So I've revived my old Wattpad account, changed the name and deleted the awful cringey content I had on here, and now I present to you: this terribly detailed, steamy, disgusting scene between OWCA's own Major Monogram and intern Carl. (In case you're wondering, I'm stuck somewhere between being ashamed that I wrote this and being proud that I did it so well. And, just so you know, this was never meant to be a serious thing- I guess you could look at it as a sort of satire clowning on people who took fanfic seriously? Also, you'll find occasional typos in this story and, yes, I left those in on purpose. I think they add some spice.)