Alien A**holes (Tallest x reader)

(Cover art by CitrusKissed on Deviantart)

(I never see x readers for the tallest and I thought it'd be fun to write for them so.... also, reader is gender neutral)

"Hi, guys. Sorry for the lack of communication as of late, I'm sure you believe I'm dead.

But to be fair, Space doesn't offer very good reception to Earth and the aliens who are aiding my return won't stop being idiots"

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When a human must do what they can to survive space, they must learn to persist under the most life threatening conditions, be strong in the toughest of times and, most importantly of all, restrain themselves from strangling the only people who can get them home.

(SUPER SLOWWWW BURN. LIKE SO SLOWWW THAT, AT THE TIME OF WRITING THIS, I'M LIKE 30 CHAPTERS IN AND THERE'S STILL NO ROMANCE)

(invader Zim and its characters belongs to Johnen Vasquez. I dont own any cannon characters! And none of the art featured belongs to me)

Warning:
Swearing and mild graphic scenes.

PS. THIS STORY IS A SIDE STORY TO MY ZIM X READER. Subtle and unimportant references to that story.