Abysmal Wattpad Advice ["Advice" and Rants]

Ah, so you'd like to write on Wattpad, eh? Well, you're in luck because I am going to bless you with thousands of things you can learn for the very low price of your time and energy! Come into this glorious and completely original book to become the greatest writer Wattpad has ever seen!

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On a slightly more serious note, there is some real advice in here that I think some people should actually know, but a lot of it are just my rants that I've had for years.