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Dernière publication sam., févr. 20, 2021
hot milf gets stuck in washing machine somehow
yeah
the stories are purposely written terribly and make no sense since this is a crack fic. but also kinda serious in a way?? take it as u will lmao
these r all one shots, the individual chapters have nothing to do with each other and are completely different
fluff basically or idek what this is
@brunosexual made the cover pls go follow her or ill find ur family
rated m for hotness :heart_eyes_cat:
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