WHO'S IS IT?
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BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Damn that buzzer is ANNOYING!!! Who ever it is, there're gonna get a punch in the face so be ready! One- I'm walking down the stairs you buzzing RAT! Two- don't worry, i'l only break our nose, Three! What a nice greeting to .....air??? WHAT THE FLYING FISH!!! A PRANK?
"So early morning" "I'm not a morning man you know" "Get rid of that buzzer" "Who is it?"
"Dunno"...... "Who're you peeping at?"
"Is that...a....baby?"
"Seriously, a baby?"
"Hey, I'm serious, there's a baby at the door.... our door" ...............
..........silence................................
"HOLY SUGAR !!! GUYZ! WHY IS THERE A BABY AT OUR DOORSTEP!!!"
Accusing glances directed at each other as we all yelled in unison
"IT'S NOT MINE!!!!!!!"
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