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One Shots of Joke Ships
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Ongoing, First published Aug 08, 2020
Mature
Who is going to win Shrek's heart? What do you think Donald and Kori do? Where did Sasuke and Pocahontas frick? How did Rapunzel get 1000 oopma loompa babies from the Once-ler? How did the Lorax find both of they Once-lers fricking? How can Hagrid fit his pen in Harry Potter? Read it Raren and you'll die of stage 6 cancer.  I'm not taking any requests.
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