Cultivation? What's That? Can I Eat It?
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Last published Sat, Aug 8, 2020
Where someone wakes up in a completely different world; a world where one can cultivate and achieve great power, but focuses only on the fact that they can't eat their favourite foods.
Excerpt:
Aahhh.
How long has it been since I've last seen you?
Smelled you?
Touched you?
Tasted you?
Day after day. Night after night. How I long for you.
Only in my dreams and memories do I even glimpse at you, but even with these you fade away bit by bit.
Oh, dearest Cheeseburger, how I miss thee!
How I long for you, Pizza!
Fried chicken! How I yearn for your delicious crispiness!
And everything else! Why?! Why did I have to wake up in this stupid world?!?!
~Cue Collapse on Hands and Knees Anime-Style~
"Eehh. Shimei is acting weird again. Are we sure she didn't lose more than just her memories? Odd Ming should be her name now."
"Wan Qiang! Don't call shimei that!"
"Peng-shimei is right Wan-shidi."
"Well, it's not like I'm wrong Gui-shixiong."
Oi. The peanut gallery over there. I can hear you.
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