DUMME DUMMHEITEN
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DIESES BUCH DIENT NUR ZUR UNTERHALTUNG, ICH MÖCHTE MICH LEDIGLICH ÜBER UNLOGISCHE UND GRAMMATIKALISCH FALSCHE GESCHICHTEN 'LUSTIG' MACHEN!!!!
ALLES WAS ICH SCHREIBE, SOLLTE NICHT ERNST GENOMMEN WERDEN.
ZUDEM SOLLEN KEINE PERSONEN BELEIDIGT WERDEN!!
FALLS SICH JEMAND TROTZDEM BELEIDIGT ODER UNWOHL FÜHLT SOLL E MIR DAS BITTE SCHREIBEN UND ICH WÜRDE DAS KAPITEL RUNTER NEHMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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